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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:41

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is so great about Jiraiya?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??